{"id":10,"date":"2007-05-13T13:12:54","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T18:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/organicchemistry.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/13\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/"},"modified":"2007-05-13T13:12:54","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T18:12:54","slug":"now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor.."},"content":{"rendered":"

This will probably brand me as the uncontested, all-knowing, chemistry<\/a> nerd overlord of the world, but here are a couple of jokes that I found humorous…enjoy.
\nOutside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, “I’m positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them.”<\/p>\n

A chemistry professor couldn’t resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, “Remember, if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate!”<\/p>\n

\u00a0One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: “Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.”<\/p>\n

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
\nA: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This will probably brand me as the uncontested, all-knowing, chemistry nerd overlord of the world, but here are a couple of jokes that I found humorous…enjoy. Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, “I’m positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"yoast_head":"\nNow that finals are over, a little chemistry humor..<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Dr. Michael Pa\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Dr. Michael Pa\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/854192b6b8f267c7ee95ddba11dcd4b4\"},\"headline\":\"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor..\",\"datePublished\":\"2007-05-13T18:12:54+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":155,\"commentCount\":1,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#organization\"},\"articleSection\":[\"humor\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/\",\"name\":\"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor..\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2007-05-13T18:12:54+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"organic chemistry\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor..\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"Organic Chemistry Made Easy by AceOrganicChem\",\"description\":\"Teaching organic chemistry hacks since 2006\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"AceOrganicChem\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2020\\\/02\\\/buckyball-AOC-logo-4-clear-background-large-e1641075998975.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2020\\\/02\\\/buckyball-AOC-logo-4-clear-background-large-e1641075998975.jpg\",\"width\":400,\"height\":400,\"caption\":\"AceOrganicChem\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/Organic-Chemistry-Help-by-AceOrganicChemcom-111153708901583\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.pinterest.com\\\/drmike0384\\\/_created\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.youtube.com\\\/channel\\\/UCyRDzOGwK0LFZPjyCgQXD2Q\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/854192b6b8f267c7ee95ddba11dcd4b4\",\"name\":\"Dr. Michael Pa\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/08f5ce8a2d08fcadb6f82a051f85da1ffa9545c9257eaf5e99e7d236b8e1fb93?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/08f5ce8a2d08fcadb6f82a051f85da1ffa9545c9257eaf5e99e7d236b8e1fb93?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/08f5ce8a2d08fcadb6f82a051f85da1ffa9545c9257eaf5e99e7d236b8e1fb93?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Dr. Michael Pa\"},\"description\":\"Dr. Michael Pa got a bachelors degree in chemistry from Binghamton University, a masters degree in organic chemistry from the University of Arizona and a Ph.D. in organic chemistry from the University of Arizona. His research focus was on novel pain killers which were more potent than morphine but designed to have fewer side effects. There may even be a patent or two that came out of it. Prior to all of this, he was a chemist at Procter and Gamble. After all of that, he (briefly) worked as a post-doctoral assistant at Syracuse University, working on novel organic light-emitting diodes (OLEDs). In between, he did NOT compete at the 1996 Olympics, make the Atlanta Braves opening day roster, or become the head coach of the Indiana Pacers, as he had intended. #fail During this entire time, he always loved helping students, especially if they were struggling with organic chemistry. In 2006, Dr. Pa founded AceOrganicChem.com in order to make learning organic chemistry fast and easy. 14 years and about 60,000 students later we are still helping students to learn organic chemistry one reaction at a time at https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\",\"https:\\\/\\\/m.facebook.com\\\/pages\\\/category\\\/Science-Website\\\/Organic-Chemistry-Help-by-AceOrganicChemcom-111153708901583\\\/\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.aceorganicchem.com\\\/blog\\\/author\\\/aceorgan\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor..","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Dr. Michael Pa","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/"},"author":{"name":"Dr. Michael Pa","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/854192b6b8f267c7ee95ddba11dcd4b4"},"headline":"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor..","datePublished":"2007-05-13T18:12:54+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/"},"wordCount":155,"commentCount":1,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#organization"},"articleSection":["humor"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/","url":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/","name":"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor..","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#website"},"datePublished":"2007-05-13T18:12:54+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/now-that-finals-are-over-a-little-chemistry-humor\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"organic chemistry","item":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Now that finals are over, a little chemistry humor.."}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/","name":"Organic Chemistry Made Easy by AceOrganicChem","description":"Teaching organic chemistry hacks since 2006","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#organization","name":"AceOrganicChem","url":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/buckyball-AOC-logo-4-clear-background-large-e1641075998975.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/buckyball-AOC-logo-4-clear-background-large-e1641075998975.jpg","width":400,"height":400,"caption":"AceOrganicChem"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Organic-Chemistry-Help-by-AceOrganicChemcom-111153708901583","https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/drmike0384\/_created\/","https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCyRDzOGwK0LFZPjyCgQXD2Q"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/854192b6b8f267c7ee95ddba11dcd4b4","name":"Dr. Michael Pa","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/08f5ce8a2d08fcadb6f82a051f85da1ffa9545c9257eaf5e99e7d236b8e1fb93?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/08f5ce8a2d08fcadb6f82a051f85da1ffa9545c9257eaf5e99e7d236b8e1fb93?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/08f5ce8a2d08fcadb6f82a051f85da1ffa9545c9257eaf5e99e7d236b8e1fb93?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Dr. Michael Pa"},"description":"Dr. Michael Pa got a bachelors degree in chemistry from Binghamton University, a masters degree in organic chemistry from the University of Arizona and a Ph.D. in organic chemistry from the University of Arizona. His research focus was on novel pain killers which were more potent than morphine but designed to have fewer side effects. There may even be a patent or two that came out of it. Prior to all of this, he was a chemist at Procter and Gamble. After all of that, he (briefly) worked as a post-doctoral assistant at Syracuse University, working on novel organic light-emitting diodes (OLEDs). In between, he did NOT compete at the 1996 Olympics, make the Atlanta Braves opening day roster, or become the head coach of the Indiana Pacers, as he had intended. #fail During this entire time, he always loved helping students, especially if they were struggling with organic chemistry. In 2006, Dr. Pa founded AceOrganicChem.com in order to make learning organic chemistry fast and easy. 14 years and about 60,000 students later we are still helping students to learn organic chemistry one reaction at a time at https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com","sameAs":["https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com","https:\/\/m.facebook.com\/pages\/category\/Science-Website\/Organic-Chemistry-Help-by-AceOrganicChemcom-111153708901583\/"],"url":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/author\/aceorgan\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aceorganicchem.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}